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Shayari & Urdu Adab => Shair o Shairi => Funny Poetry => Topic started by: Master Mind on October 13, 2009, 06:03 PM

Title: Nice Funny Poems
Post by: Master Mind on October 13, 2009, 06:03 PM
Nice Funny Poems 


I wrote your name on sand it got washed. 
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza . 
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star 
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful. 
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue 
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

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Title: Re: Nice Funny Poems
Post by: ~!~Anchal~!~ on October 21, 2009, 03:31 PM
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Title: Re: Nice Funny Poems
Post by: impressible4u on November 04, 2009, 06:32 PM
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Title: Re: Nice Funny Poems
Post by: Ajnabi on November 20, 2009, 06:53 PM
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Title: Re: Nice Funny Poems
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