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Entertainment => Jokes => Topic started by: Samera on December 01, 2009, 01:08 AM
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YE BAAT SAMAJH MAIN AYI NAHI
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Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon?
Jab meethi cheeji khai nahi
Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa,
Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi?
Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal,
Kiyoon kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain,
Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain......
Aapi se main ne poocha
...Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain?
huns huns kar yoo kehnay lagi, ...A bhai nahi yeh bhai nahi
Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi
Jab naya maheena aata hay,
Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay
Halaankey Baadal bechaara
ye bijli mufft Lutata hay
Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli....Kiyoon Badal se lagwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi
Gar Billi ' Shair' ki khala hay?
...phir hum ne ussay kiyoon pala hay?
Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay?
Khala ko maar nikala hay?
Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan... kiya milti doodh malaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ?
Kiyoon uss ki tind kraai nahi?
Kiya 'woh' bhi Ganda bacha hay?
... ya uss ke Abbu bhai nahi?
Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay? ... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain,
Kiya unn ki ' Chachi Taai' nahi?
Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se?
ye baat humain batlaai nahi
Par Chanda kaisa mamoo hay?
jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi
Main kesay meethi baat karoon?
jab meethi cheeji khai nahI
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