Aik bank main daku loot mar kar raha tha,
Daku ne Bank main aik aadmi se pocha ke tumne mujhe loot mar karte dekha?
Admi : Yes
Daku : Dhuzzzz… mar gaya
Daku dosre aadmi se : Tumne dekha loot mar karte?
Dosra aadmi : Nahi, maine nahin dekha,
Meri bewi ne dekha h