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Offline Leon

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Cute funny Text Messages
« on: December 22, 2009, 02:08 PM »
A Perfect Gift for U 2day
Absoloutely at no Cost,
Non-taxable,
Silent Peformance,
Extremly Personal,
Fully Returnable
it?s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy and take care




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Sometimes,
its amazing how easily we fall in love
with someone who simply smiles,
talks or stares at us.
the only hard thing to do
is to make that person fall 4 us.
I?m falling 4 you.




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If u r in a dark room,
U find blood everywhere &
wals r shaking
dont worry friend.....
u r at da safest place
u r in my heart....




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Whenever u feel blue, I wl b there 4 u,
Whenever u r sad, I wl stay by ur side,
Whenever u need some1 to love.
I wl always be there 4 u to have.




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Birdy birdy on DA sky droppd a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy , cows cannot fly!



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In the morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u, at night I do not sleep bcoz I'm hungry.



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Im afraid 2 close my eyes becoz I might think of you.
Im afraid 2 open them becoz I might see you.
Im afraid 2 move my lips becoz I might speak of you.
Im afraid 2 listen becoz I might hear my heart fall for you.




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Keep on planting gud deedz! In his own timeeeee,
& in his own way, da lord ll send da harvest.
Lik He send U 2 meeeeeeeeeeeee




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I always thought loving sum1 was da best feeling, bt I realized dat loving a friend iz even better, we lose pple we love pple bt we nvr lose trueeee friendz.



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Da sun had risen 4rm the east n birds r singing happily n butterflies r around da flowerz. It iz time 2 wake up n give a big stretch n say gud morning 2 u..



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May b God wants U 2 meet a few wrong ppl b4 meeting da rite, so dat wen we finally meet da person, we will knw how 2 b grate ful.



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I alwayz loseee control wen U R by my side. U hav becum da lite of my life. I alwayz enjoy da time i spend wid yu. I think im falling in love wid you.



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Forgive my eyez fr admiring yr beauty. yu stole my heart da moment yu looked at meee, call me crazzy call me insaneee every timeee my heart beatz it mentions yr nameee.



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I m not Shakespeare 2 write abt U,
I m not Shelley 2 Sing abt U,
I m not Piccaso to Paint U,
I m just yours who wants to say

"I M ALWYS WITH U"



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A memory lasts 4 ever and never does it die. Trueee friendz stay 2gether & never say gud byeee.




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Meeting U was luck, becoming yr friend was abundance, bt falling in love wid yu was completely out of my mind.



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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home



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I May Not B a clock dat may Text U 24 hourz a Day Bt My Heart ll b Like a Clock dat will b Caring n Saying yu are alwayz Remembered. TC.



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I hve a new camera
your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
smile please
ready
ohho
those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!



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*-.. i
*-.. dun
*-.. have
*-.. to
*-.. wish
*-.. be cuz
*-.. my heart
*-.. iz
*-.. already

<--stolen---~



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once i heard dat sum 1 called ur name.
i luked back to seee,
buh dere waz no 1
sudddenly i realized that its my heart beat,
remembering yu.



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Promise me that we will alwayz bee gr8 frnds.
YU r tha root,I m tha Ground.YU r da sun,I m da brightnesss.YU r tha Joy,I m
th Luv n I m da Treee n yu r da MONKEYY!!! Lolz




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Under da sea, dere layz a rock, in da rock, there iz an envelopeee, in da envelopeee, dere iz a paper, on da paper, dere r 3 wordz "Forget me not"



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A Beauty ful Grl Goez 2 Skin Specialist Doctor n Asks:
Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney
Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..?
Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee.




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Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe wid his wife.
Sardaar: jaldee Pee
Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee.
Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa?
Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh,
Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs &
Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs




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snd cute messsges 2 yr frnds by using r cute frdship text messsges, cute poem text messsges and cute luv messsges



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Tanhai Main Bethe Bethe Gum Ho Jata Hun
Main Aksar Main Nahi Rehta Tum Ho Jata Hun

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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2009, 12:50 AM »
 goodjob


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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2009, 12:06 PM »
 thanks
Tanhai Main Bethe Bethe Gum Ho Jata Hun
Main Aksar Main Nahi Rehta Tum Ho Jata Hun

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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 12:48 PM »
 calping  thumbsss NICE SHAREING

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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 12:49 PM »
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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 12:50 PM »
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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2011, 02:11 AM »
 calping calping calping fllove

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Re: Cute funny Text Messages
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 03:04 AM »
thanks nice sharing