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Shayari & Urdu Adab => Shair o Shairi => Funny Poetry => : Master Mind October 13, 2009, 06:03 PM

: Nice Funny Poems
: Master Mind October 13, 2009, 06:03 PM
Nice Funny Poems 


I wrote your name on sand it got washed. 
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza . 
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star 
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful. 
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue 
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

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: Re: Nice Funny Poems
: ~!~Anchal~!~ October 21, 2009, 03:31 PM
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: Ajnabi November 20, 2009, 06:53 PM
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: Manigee February 21, 2010, 05:05 AM

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: Farooq October 30, 2012, 11:36 AM
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