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Offline Leon

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Best Funny Sms
« on: October 09, 2009, 03:45 PM »
Ur Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.




Aik Pagal dusry se
Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”

Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.”






Ants will finish you
a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.





At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide







Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe






YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Tanhai Main Bethe Bethe Gum Ho Jata Hun
Main Aksar Main Nahi Rehta Tum Ho Jata Hun

Offline Samera

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Re: Best Funny Sms
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 08:23 PM »
nice sharing  for sharing