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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 02:37 PM »
Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa Se Puchha Ki-
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 02:38 PM »
Once There Waz A Mouse

Angrez zamano ki kahania.!

Once there waz a mouse

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He goes slowly to his home.


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He continue his journey slowly

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There waz brigde in way of mouse

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He slowly crosed the brigde

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He waz nearly to his home

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At last he reached the home after long time

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Moral:

slowly and steady wins the race
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 02:38 PM »
Zoo Ka Baandar

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2009, 02:39 PM »
Kuttey Aur Sardar

Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai.
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 02:40 PM »
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?

Its Simple
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2009, 02:41 PM »
Machchar Or Haati May Kya Farak Ha ?

Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2009, 02:57 PM »
Ek Choohay Ki Hathi Se Mulaqat Hui

Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?

Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal

Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?

Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2009, 02:58 PM »
Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2009, 02:58 PM »
Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Sab Kuch

Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
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Re: Animal Sms
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2009, 02:58 PM »
Oldest Animal In The World?

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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